→ Feb 2012 just another illustrious workplace exchange
me: i feel lumpy.
K: HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT? you look, like, really healthy.
me: ...?
K: you're thin and toned and not to skinny. and you got legs.
me: WHAT
me: damn. cool. thanks. woot!
me: I'M SO SEXY. BRING IN THE BITCHES
me: ...please, please don't bring in any bitches. bitches displease me.
K: you know i hate you, right?
me: *fist pumping to LMFAO playing in my head*